Wildly Unpopular Bumper Stickers

1) "IF THIS VAN'S A KNOCKIN' THEN THERE'S PROBABLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE SUSPENSION"

2) "HONK IF YOU LOVE EAR PIERCING NOISE"

3) "MY OTHER CAR IS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR WIFE"

4) "MY OTHER CAR IS MY MOMS"

5) "MY OTHER CAR IS A STARGATE...NO WAIT IT'S THE MILLENIUM FALCON...NO WAIT IT'S OPTIMUS PRIME!"

6) "PARENT OF A C-AVERAGE STUDENT AT DARTMOUTH ELMENTARY"

7) "FIGHT SHINGLES!"

8) "SCOTT BAKULA FANS OF AMERICA"

9) "PRO-LIFE AND PROUD OF IT-MAINLY BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE GOING ON RIGHT NOW"
*Pro Choice version available

10) "NAMBLA OR BUST!"

11) "VOTE DUKAKIS"