Words of advice for AMV makers.

1) Linkin Park is not a genre of music.

2) When know Spike dying at the end of Cowboy Bebop was really, really sad...the first 900 times we saw it.

3) Pokemon videos...you're fucking serious?

Yeah I'm glad this is still around after ten years.


4) Evangelion is pretty played out, why don't try using some other spindly giant robot anime with bizarre religous imagery and buxom fourteen year old girls getting jizzed on.

5) You know what series really goes with Evanescence's "Bring Me Back to Life"? A punch in the dick.

6) No more splicing fan art into videos. Once you've seen someone draw a set of massive hooters onto a five year old girl it's pretty easy to give up on the human race.

An image that does for eroticism what the Insane Clown Posse does for music.

7) Nothing says clown shoes like the Cartoon Network logo. Buy the damn DVD or rip the footage directly.

8) No more Naruto videos. Ever. Seriously, I even like Naruto, thats how bad it's gotten.

Believe it! I'm in too many shitty videos.

9) Sports anime videos = boring as crap. It's just not fun if someone isn't getting killed by giant robot missles or a tweleve foot long sword.

10) Dragon Ball...you're fuckining serious?